One-Stop Beauty Shop

Are you tired of feeling frumpy after a long day at the office?  Do you wish for that slinky, sexy shape to come back into your hips?  Would you love to flash your long, gorgeous legs as you walk downtown in a designer skirt that's meant for the runway?  Do you dream of a wrinkle-free face and a bosom that actually fills out your bra size instead of depending on the not-so-secret Victoria's Secret?  For all my 40-something friends out there who are screaming yes, I have good news for you!  You can walk into a one-stop-shop with all your anti-aging problems and emerge a transformed woman. 

The advertisement in a magazine I picked up today, assures me I can have botox treatments to achieve those luscious, pouty lips, chemical peels to get rid of tired facial skin, wrinkle fillers to make those laugh lines disappear, breast augmentation to give me that pumped-up model look, laser hair removal so I can throw my razor away and never look at it again, vein treatment for those dead-give-away signs of aging legs, and, can I hear a hallelujah, LIPOSUCTION! 

Now, girlfriends, I ask you, with all these tempting offers, what are we waiting for?  Oh, there is this little thing called money.